lørdag 7. februar 2009

Scary Frank and other experiences

Just some examples of our ordinary daily-life on Manhattan...

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M: Sandraaaa???
S: zzz z Z!
M: SANDRA!
S: øhh?
M: I heard something outside!
S: like I heard yesterday?
M: yeah!
S: OH NOO!
M: yeah!
S: OH NOOO! someone tries to get in the window!
M: NO! I know what it is! It's a rat in the owen!
S: oh NOO!
M: yeah! wait a sec, I'll get it out.
S: oh NOOO! please take me out of here!
M: hits owen nr 1. hits owen nr 2.
S: it's not there!
M: maybe it wasn't a rat.

good night.
zzZZzzz



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Schoolmate: Haha, look at them!
S and M: What?
Schoolmate: They wistle after us
S and M: Who?
Schoolmate: The awsome construction workers!
S and M: oh

Three girls; (waving and jumping): Oh! HellooO up there!!

(The awsome construction workers stopped their work high up there and started to wave.. yeah; everyone!)


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Cashier man: Hello, How are you?
S and M: Fine, Thank you!
Cashier man: You don't need to sign when it's under five bucks
S: Ok
Cashier man: Girls, Do you want some cashew nuts?
S: Yes please.
Cashier man: and you?
M: Ehhh. Ok.
Cashier man: Have an awsome day ladies!
S and M: You too!

M: Well, that's normal here...
S: Melissa.... he flirted!
M: ???

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Ring- Ring

S: Yeah, Hello?
F: How are youuuu?
S: I'm fine.
F: Cooool, What are you doooooi'n?
S: Nothing.... Who are you?
F: I'm Frank.

Sandra throws away the phone..........

Ring-ring

ring-ring

S: Can SOMEBODY else please that phone????? Pleease!

F:HellooooO
M: Helloo?
F: I thought this was my friiends room, did she check ooout?
M: We arrived five days ago...
F: Where are you guys frooooOm?
M: Norway.
F: Will you stay loooOng?
M: No.
F: Do you like Muusic?
M: Yes, of course.
F: You can come to my baaAr....

Melissa throws away the phone....

Later.....
Maria: Someone called me today...
S: Was his name Frank????
Maria: Yeah...
Everyone: Ææææææ (Æ= norwegian letter. Translation: ÆÆÆÆ = Screaming)
M: I saw a man in the elevator ..
Everyone: WHAT?
M: But he didn't look like a Frank
Everyone: Phu.....

We don't like Frank.


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To be continued....

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3 kommentarer:

Annis og Benedicte sa...

Jenter!! Så godt å høre at dere har det gøy. Så godt jeg vet at moralen din er inntakt S(og sikkertM og!), så er det bare hviiin-fremmkallende og lese om alle flørtene, og ikke bekymringsvekkende at all. (skulle vært der sjøl!) Så fint at dere har hverandre og at dere, om ikke annet, har en venn named Frank. Hils olsen tvillingene og vær velsignet i alt! For det er dere faktisk, uansett. Klem fra annis, ironwoman.

S sa...

Annis, jeg totally lovver deg. Ironwoman or not! Frank is very nice og olsentvillingene hilser masse tilbake.

Inger sa...

hjelpes.. så når inger ikke får sove... og klokka nærmer seg 3 på natta er blogg lesing tingen :P
Trot jeg våkna hele huset da jeg leste denne!! LOVA YAH